disclaim: I DON'T ship sherlock and john (or whatever the pairing name is), I don't hate anyone who does ship them unless they send hate my way. now that have said all the stuff listed above , I get to what I was planing on saying.
this hilarious and I think if sherlock had to look after a kid , his version of play with the kid would this or cluedo.
(no I am not refering to anything what whould give that impression...well ok I might be )
that is good to know I just added the first part incase anyone who happens to ship them ,spots my comment and is like "OMG they don't ship them must rage at this person"I have seen that happen to people before.
*rereads original comment spots afew words missing*...I hate disgraphia(sorry went off topic) but I just see shelock treating the kid like a dog and teaching him to ignore the rules of clue/cludo becaus "the rules are wrong".
you're welcome, I can deal(deel? sorry having trouble spelling for some reason) stuff I don't ship if it is mild(barly counts as shiping and can easily be view however you want) ,borderline (modderitly implies ship but can still be seen as plutonic) or ones that I find amusing.
It seems started rambleing here and there sorry about that.
Oh, that's cute! Just imagine the parent-teacher conferences when Hamish gets older: John: "Sherlock? The teachers called me again because of Hamish..." Sherlock: "Boring...What is it this time?" John: "Oh, nothing... He just jumped from a slide and played dead in front of the whole school!" Sherlock: "Did they believe him that he's dead?" John: "Yes, for God's sake! They called for the ambulance! You have to talk to your son..." Sherlock: "Why? Maybe it was necessary for an experiment?" John: "They needed SIXTEEN therapists for the traumatized school girls who saw him dying!" Sherlock: "SIXTEEN? You only needed one..."*jealous* John: "That was not the point..." >.<
Thank you so much! Maybe we should add the subtexts too? Sherlock: "Don't try to be better than your father, Hamish. He can fake his suicide better than you!" John: "Don't even think about a fake suicide contest with your son!" Sherlock: "Damn you, John Watson..." John: "I'll kill you if you try!" * Clever fandom looking at them: "No you woooon't, John." A bit not so clever fandom looking at them: "Oh dear, the eyesex. What dirty little things are they doing in their minds?..." * Hamish: "Mommy, Daddy? Why are all the people staring at us?" The whole fandom: "We are not staring!!!"